Okay, before you even think of something about the title, it's just a part of a song! Anyway, I'm downloading Christmas songs at the moment when I came across a video of a song titled, "Twelve Days of Christmas" however it is not the traditional Christmas song that we have been hearing during the holidays. I assume everyone knows Janice Dickinson, a supermodel and a former judge on America's Next Top Model hosted by Tyra Banks. In case you do not know her, here she is:
"You know why I coined the term 'Supermodel'? Because I can." - Janice D.
Here's Janice's take on a Christmas Classic, Twelve Days of Christmas. Loosen up!
Fledgling modeling agency.
Two giant breasts.
Three former husbands.
Four Italian suits.
Five naked men.
Six paparazzi.
Seven doctors injecting.
Eight techs a-waxing.
Nine models prancing.
Ten gays a-primping.
Eleven charges pending.
Twelve boyfriends begging.
Happy Holidays! (In advance! Ü)
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