Inuman Na!

Friday night - the best time to relax as the next two days are rest days. A great way to spend it is to have a few drinks and great laugh with friends. Tamang-tama, galing kami sa piyesta kagabi - great food, desserts and... DRINKS! I managed to drink 3 bottles of beer and then I was just eating pulutan and sharing stories and jokes the rest of the night. As I started to feel tipsy, I started sharing a few jokes regarding types of drinkers. I remember reading an article about it and will try to recall it the best way I can. =]

The Playmaker - laging tanggero sa inuman at pinagmamasdan ang bawat kilos ng lahat.


The Point Guard - mahilig mag-pass ng tagay.


The Martyr - nagpapanggap na kaya pang uminom kahit senglot na.


Kid Senti - biglang maraming naaalala kapag naka-inom na.


The Fugitive - umuuwi ng walang paalam, naglalahong parang bula.


Kung-Fu - KUNG-FUmulutan malupet! Tirador ng pulutan, ginagawang picnic! (HAHAHA! AKO 'TO!)


The Chosen One - tagabili ng alak, yelo, pulutan sa tindahan.


UWIHI - kunwaring iihi pero uuwi na pala.


Sex-Finder - naghahanap ng mayayari kapag nalasing na!


Deadman Drinker - pinakaunang nalalasing sa inuman at kadalasang napapagtripan - kinukunan ng pictures, nilalagyan ng lipstick/uling sa mukha, etc.


The Originals - lagi mong kasama sa inuman sessions.


Ikaw, sino ka kaya sa mga yan?